3 definitions by Dickbender

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 5, 2021

Poo plug

When your trying to take a shit in a pit toilet and you feel that cold breeze up your ass and can’t get it out.

You got a hairdryer bro? I got a poo plug and I need help thawing it.

by Dickbender December 5, 2021

Pull a Shane

When your movie suddenly turns off because Shane’s sitting on the remote.

Ah man! Way to pull a Shane.

by Dickbender January 1, 2022