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Backup Beer

A backup beer is a beverage that comes in handy after a night of doing shotguns, shots, beer funnel, or anything other alcoholic activity. It is usually just a casual beer after you full send.
Some bitch: "Wow look at John, he just took a toke and now he's got a backup beer."
by MMA $LIM February 22, 2020
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Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010
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Beers Deep

When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.
Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.
by Whiskeys June 28, 2015
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Non-beer

A calm mixed drink or short drink consumed casually once too many beers have been had.
'Another drink lads?' 'Hmm, perhaps a cheeky non-beer'
by Bowncing November 26, 2009
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Sproot Beer

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer
Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!
by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011
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Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
by Zmoney December 7, 2005
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Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime
Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!
by Mogli333 June 24, 2011
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