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Lung Beers

‘What are you upto this arvo?’
‘Just smashin a few lung beers as usual
by ShazzaluvsDazza December 5, 2018
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Beer Dad

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”
by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019
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Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.
“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
Fuck oath! “
by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018
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silent beer

Even more quiet than "a few quiet ones", so quiet in fact its silent.
Extremely low key beveraging of alcohol

Doesnt matter if it gets out of hand though
More of a persuasion technique
Q: You up for a silent beer tonight?
A: (MUST ALWAYS BE) Most definitely
by Beveraging May 19, 2019
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banter and beer

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.
Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer
by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016
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Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016
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homeless beer

Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.
Hey do you want like a six pack of something good, or just like a 30 rack of some homeless beers?
by a clever ud user May 7, 2016
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