Beef blower 

A person (party A) who puts another person's (party B) penis into party A's mouth.

Note that party B may not always be a willing participant in the beef blowing from party A. This is known as a "descrete beef blow."

If there is a specified verbal or expressley written contract between party A (the beef blower) and party B (the beef blowee) then the beef blow shall be considered consentual and therefore be a standard beef blow.

I hooked up with Kate last night, she's a total beef blower.

Beef blower by AOE_Lover_Joe October 11, 2006

Beef Charioteer 

When a man races to climax during the final moments of missionary position sex.

He rode her like Ben Hur. A true beef charioteer.

Beef Charioteer by Dr. Jon October 24, 2007

Beef Baton 

A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.

Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!

Beef Baton by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008

Beef and Broccoli Bowl 

A smoking pipe/bowl filled with High grade marijuana and Lower grade marijuana mixed together.

Dude 1: Yo you wanna match on a bowl? I got some dank.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.

Beef and Broccoli Bowl by Itsalways420somewhere July 28, 2011

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer 

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016

beef gasket 

anus; balloon knot; asshole

Get me to a toilet! I have a brown piston escdaping my beef gasket.

beef gasket by Aaronx January 28, 2006

beef cake

this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"

That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.

beef cake by JenJenJen987 October 17, 2005