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banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?
by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012
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Banana Hammock Jamboree

A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.
Famous actor Johnny Depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.
by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015
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banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.
I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids
by romangeezer August 28, 2015
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banana heaves

When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.
by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016
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Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.
Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
by Docdude November 2, 2016
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banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.
The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.
by Bananas smash March 24, 2017
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Banana

A banana is somebody who watches Onision's videos obsessively to the point where they begin to peal their own skin ((I forgot what else))
Guy 1: "what is a banana?"

Guy 2: "kys"
by ViolentBurrito_yt February 13, 2017
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