Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

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Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.

“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

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Magnetic Baselock

A lock installed at the base od a door that prevents break ins

The burglary was thwarted by the magnetic baselock

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024

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Dominic Basil

This is the name the canadian government gives paid informants to use as their "lawyer". This fake lawyer is unbeatable and thats why the informants are always not in jail or on probation.

Look up my lawyer Dominic Basil, he can get you off anythinf.

by Fed2012 December 18, 2024

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