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Red Baron

1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.

2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.

3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.

The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."

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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."

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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."

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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 14, 2007
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water baloon

when you are eating a pregnant girl out and her water breaks!!!
dude, i was eatin out my bitch and she totally water balooned
by ngr_plz May 13, 2005
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baron von doggystyle

Nickname given to Phil Brown who was known for his sexual prowess in the greater Pittsburgh area. Legend has it that he was a decendant of royalty and could perform doggystyle like a motherfucker. The ladies referred to him as half man half amazing. When walking down the street one would hear people whisper, There goes Baron Von Doggystyle, the world's greatest lover!
That guy can bone like no other. He is a modern day Baron Von Doggystyle.
by Dr Love Bone December 12, 2016
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Red Baron

When you are eating out a pussy, and she thinks she is about to orgasm, but really she has her period in your mouth. Then your whole face is red, hence, the Red Baron.
" Yeah, yeah keep eating me out." "Ewwwwww you just had your period on me." "We should call you the red baron."
by Edemps8 January 24, 2011
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The Red Baron

The Red Baron: this is a sex move for males. when your banging and your partner falls of the bed front side first so that her ass is facing up you jump off the bed and try to land with your dick in her ass.
I tried the red baron on my girlfriend and i missed and i squished her and my boner snapped off
by almt4 December 30, 2009
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banoony

of or from noony (cf)
"...until all of us were consumed in the din banoony."
(W. H. Hobson)
by Naom Chomsky August 13, 2003
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baboonbuttugly

This is a person with a face like a baboon butt. Red, wrinkled or just plain nasty. Someone's face that makes you go "owwww".
Oh my god, that guy is baboonbuttugly!
by voodoo667 August 29, 2009
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