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All bark and no bite

Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money
by BigBlackMan42069 August 10, 2024
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Tree bark

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female
She wants me to bark at her heater
by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018
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barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
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Bark

The act of subduing all faith into a single women and showing dominance over all through single act of vocal vibration.
:Okay..... I know this sounds crazy, but I've mastered the bark technique and now I pull.... FR NO CAP Keep it a hundred stay loyal chief.
by FrogJosh September 17, 2021
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barking disorder

barking disorder is when you cant stop barking uncontrollably.
"oh my god she has barking disorder!"
"poor girl"
by rubyrose1245 October 2, 2020
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tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020
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