Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

limbo dancer

Someone who peeps under toilet doors.

Beware of the limbo dancers when you're on the throne.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

sweenyitis

Condition when someone feels the urge to leave work to go out for a smoke at least 20 times per shift. The person will also be lazy, have no consideration for work colleagues and usually be a hindrance. There is no cure for severe sweenyitis but can be cured if caught at a very early stage.

I think I have sweenyitis. I just can't resist standing out in the smokehut and leaving my work colleagues to do all the work.

by Whowantspeas November 05, 2018

Scrobe

Someone who comes for a poor family and gets picked on in school because their uniform is cheap shit and they would usually be a freeloader.

Jimmy . If you don't have an 1880 club blazer you're a scrobe. Tell you ma to stop smoking and gambling the DLA money and buy you a half decent uniform .

by Whowantspeas November 03, 2018

qwertyuiop

Usually happens as a result of boredom whilst sitting at a computer.

I googled qwertyuiop at least 10 times in work today. I was extremely bored.

by Whowantspeas November 03, 2018