bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

ENAMEL BANGER

a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter

I did a massive shit last night, a real Enamel Banger

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010

belly bangers

The act of not finding the hole on a fat chick and picking a roll to bang instead.

Slick Willy couldn't find her puss so he belly banged her.

by Guru Imakuni February 21, 2003

bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.

The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.

by mizfinething September 4, 2008

two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

by Borne February 14, 2006

Barbero

In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.

James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you!

Wife: Good.

James: Hey Steve wanna help me out?

Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.

by joshwua915 September 4, 2014

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005