Burrito beaner

A derogatory term used for a short and fat person originating from mexico

My kid kinda look like a burrito beaner

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.

Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*

by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019

burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.

I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.

by Mkwanky January 5, 2020

Burrito blast

The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito

Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell

by Asssquatch January 28, 2020

Burrel elementary

If u go to this school u are probly mexican and soo cool😎😫🤞🤞better than everybody else

I go to burrel elementary ofcourse I'm better than u🤨

by Hotimieyser September 13, 2021

Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

midtown burrito with extra sour cream

A dead hooker rapped up in a jizz encrusted carpet and taped up.

through her in the woods after giving her and midtown burrito with extra sour cream

by Bheck70 July 15, 2011