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breastmellow

A marshmellow that has incubated of a woman's brassiere.
Her breastmellow tasted great! It was still warm.
by SeanQ February 8, 2009
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Breastketball

The classic sport of tossing a small ball of paper, or any other small object, down a girl's (preferably low-cut) shirt--the "breastket". Standard basketball scoring rules apply. The three-point line is a rough ten feet away from the girl's chest. A game begins when one player says something along the lines of "Hey dude watch this" or "I bet i can get this down her shirt" to his friend, and then shoots. The breastket must be the same girl for the entire game, however multiple games can be played at once, with different scores. Then the game is played until both players agree on declaring the end. Slam dunks are allowed. The girl has NO say in the game's beginning, play, or end. The game is most easily played on higher cup size breastkets, however, less of a challenge.
Austin- "Hey Gage, how much you bet I'll score on Meredith right now?"
Gage- "You won't. There's no way!"
*Austin shoots and scores*
Both- "Two points!"
A breastketball game has begun.
by My name is Johnny March 21, 2012
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Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.
Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!
by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011
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Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.
by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003
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breastettes

Small, nice and firm breasts
Deanna has nice breastettes
by Larry Davis November 9, 2008
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breasticle

I couldn't stop squeezing my breasticles!
by Jon Hayes January 11, 2003
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Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.
Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.
by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011
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