Dirty Barend

The act of crying, drinking and masturbating to your ex-girlfriend's Dear Johnny letter because you enjoy the emotional pain.

A: So what did you do last night?
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick

by Wikkelspies May 4, 2022

haidyn boden

someone who gets tons of girls is loyal only likes people older has kissed all his freinds moms and is really vol

haidyn boden kissed my mom and my gf again

by cool kid 18403 June 13, 2022

shirkin boken

A closet rod. You tell a new friend is a martial arts weapon.

Hey dude, what’s that wood rod in your room? Oh that’s a shirkin boken. It’s a martial arts weapon,

by Jmaktheknife July 10, 2022

Ford boenig

That nigga

Damn ford boenig is that nigga

by Eigablath December 14, 2022

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

jeo boden

"Jeo Boden" is a meme caricature of Joe Biden, known for its humorous portrayal of the president and phrases like "Bodenomics." This meme is used both to support and mock Biden, Jeo boden is a man of people.

-Bodenomics will set you free from a life of misery and poverty.
-hmpshf, jeo know it. jeo boden costs somewhere between 700 billion and 300 trillion million dollars

by nickkai March 19, 2024