Bean Bear Chag 

The dumbest possible way to say bean bag chair

"Just two seconds ago you couldn't say bean bag chair!"
Bean bear chag

Bean Bear Chag by John Lamonica April 22, 2010

bean counter 

Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.

The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.

bean counter by kevinthenerd October 3, 2006

Bean Flicker Syndrome

Getting fingers strained from overextension or poor technique while masterbating (feminine problem).

"RJ painfully taped her fingers together after she developed Bean Flicker Syndrome"

Bean Flicker Syndrome by SMData April 8, 2008

bean bangler 

A highly offensive racial slur for a person of Hispanic origin.

That's the same bean bangler who rakes my leaves!

bean bangler by Bigfatbeanburrito September 8, 2011

bean tunnel

The capacious fleshy tube atop which the bean sits.

I started off flicking the bean and then stuck a cucumber into the bean tunnel.

bean tunnel by skawars February 28, 2012

bean circle 

The female equivalent of a circle-jerk.

"Semisi is going to be late, she is caught up in a bean circle

bean circle by SemiSizeMe October 3, 2015

Bean Steamer 

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

Bean Steamer by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015