Definitions by SMData

Waffled 

The condition of a woman's bottom after a sadist with OCD has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. The appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. This effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.

"While she did not enjoy it initially, once L.A. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it."

Waffled by SMData December 28, 2011

Bean Burners Syndrome 

Flicking the bean after chopping anything hotter than a jalapeno with no gloves. Commonly happens when you are in a hurry to make salsa or some related type of dish.

Rachael winced as she flicker her burning bean, suffering from a classic case of Bean Burners Syndrome.

Bean Burners Syndrome by SMData December 31, 2010

Bean Flicker Syndrome

Getting fingers strained from overextension or poor technique while masterbating (feminine problem).

"RJ painfully taped her fingers together after she developed Bean Flicker Syndrome"

Bean Flicker Syndrome by SMData April 8, 2008