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Awkward Arm

The arm that goes on the bottom,under you body, when spooning. It always seems to get in the way and you don't know what to do with it and then it cramps up.
Last night I was spooning with Lorenzo and his awkward arm was poking me in the back, so I made him put it above my head.
by Catrentonia December 12, 2008
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Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.
Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*
by daisy jesse June 18, 2007
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awkward

when sketch meets prude...

that just equals a whole shit load of awkward-ness.
Me: DUDE where the herb?!
straightedge people: uhhhh what?! you smoke?! thats BAD FOR YOU.
Me: Oh shit... *AWKWARD*
by smokethattumbleweed November 3, 2006
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Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews July 25, 2007
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Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'
"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."
by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010
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awkward jungle

When one has too much hair in their nether regions, therefore cloaking their "assests" primairly used for the male figure.

One does the "Awkward Jungle" by interlocking thier fingers and swaying them to and frow, like trees in the breeze.
Person 1: So i finally got to get serious with the guy I've been wanting to hok up with.....

Person 2: Well....

(the awkward jungle is presented and everything is understood)
by Tara T NoCo January 12, 2008
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awkward castle

lying on the outskirts of "rough city" is awkward castle. its the place one goes when they say something insensitive or stupid, then feel like an asshole. they sit in the awkward castle.
Alyssa didn't realize that when she was talking about Ashley, Ashley was standing right next to her. Alyssa now is in the towers of the Awkward Castle.
by TBear1190 September 27, 2009
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