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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Apocawhiskey

That damn good whiskey you choose to enter the final days sloshed with. Make sure it's at least 120 proof or above. Why face a pandemic sober? Just make good choices.
Soon I won't be able to leave the house, I better have a good supply of apocawhiskey!
by mfcohiba March 20, 2020
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Apocalynconvenience

An event that is being reported as the end of the world or life as we know it, but is really just turning out to be grossly inconvenient to the masses.
I can't go to a gym or dine-in a restaurant. Plus I had to cancel my Italian vacation. This Covid-19 outbreak is a real apocalynconvenience.
by Zalos March 28, 2020
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apocalupsis

APOCALUPSIS is an ancient meaning of the uncovering of deep knowledge and understanding. Having great wisdom of what's hidden. A revelation especially from God. Or as most prophets would say, "Its the opening of the eye."
"John was given an apocalupsis about the end of the world."
by Kingnashbee July 28, 2020
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Apocalyman

The type of person that responds with answer that don't make any sense
Friend: Hey! the cookies your mom made are awesome
Apocalyman: fuck you lol
Friend: I hate you
by Yahel February 22, 2021
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avoia

a name that sooo rare that its not really a thing it pronounced AH-voie-Ah
hey shes so different IDK how to say it YK
somone- ya ik shes a avoia
by who even are u? March 5, 2021
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avora

Avora is a disgrace to the community. It is filled with a bunch of Clout tweeters who represent as "Management". In order to get good players onto their clan they pay hundreds of dollars. They also recruit several Team Limit grinders into Avora because nobody good will grind for them. This team overall is run by 12 year olds who have rich uncles, it will go no where and they should quit.
I hope my team will never be an Avora.
by UrbanSiteDictionary.com May 11, 2021
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