Crypto-anxiety 

Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.

This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.

Crypto-anxiety by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023

schizoaffective anxiety 

Fear of washing your hair is schizoaffective disorder, and schizoaffective anxiety makes you afraid to wash your hair. With having long, thick hair, it stresses you out to wait for it to dry. You hate using a blow dryer. It’s not about showering or having a bath because you still wash your body.

When’s the last time you washed your hair. About 2 weeks ago because I have schizoaffective anxiety. I just keep my hair tied back so nobody can tell when it’s greasy.

schizoaffective anxiety by Louise stewart October 15, 2023

Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.

Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.

Node Anxiety by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023

Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.

Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.

Node Anxiety by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023

Odometer anxiety 

What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.

I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!

Odometer anxiety by Leopards14 January 3, 2024

Steak Anxiety

When you have to prepare steak for people who are hypercritical on how it is cooked, to the degree where it stresses you out.

Your family gives me so much steak anxiety.

Steak Anxiety by Funky Gnome January 8, 2024

Block Anxiety 

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

Block Anxiety by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024