Alien

A person who doesn't sleep with a pillow

My roommate does not sleep with a pillow. She is an alien.

by shiroshitsuji September 10, 2014

Alien Queen

That moment when you're on the toilet and you've done a particularly messy dump and realise you've not got a toilet roll near you. So you detach yourself from the toilet like the 'Alien Queen' in search of another roll.

He pebbledashed the toilet like something out of a war zone then noticed he didn't have any toilet paper. This is when he had to perform an 'Alien Queen' and detach himself from the toilet and seek out another bog-roll.

by Undormant November 15, 2015

alien doll

A sex doll for extra terrestrial homosexuals... or Asians.

Bung Lo put his 3' cock in the alien doll and lasted 22 seconds, a record for him.

by NotMonkeypunch June 10, 2016

Absencorinthianosis

When you don’t receive your recommended daily dose of Corinthian’s voice.

May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation

- And even death

DOCTOR “M’am I’m sorry. Your son has a severe case of Absencorinthianosis... Amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. I’m sorry”

Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”

by Official Doctor July 15, 2018

Aleny

Aleny is a beautiful women who has this very extraordinary personality . Aleny has a heart of gold but can come off very angry when she really needs to . ONE OF A KIND TYPE OF GAL ... She’s full of comedy . She also has these beautiful hazel eyes and a nice perfect smile . It’s a honor to date her or be a friend or even be related to her. People love her .

Boy: I’m going to go to my friend’s house today

Girl: what friend

Boy: You don’t know her , her name is aleny .

Girl: OMG YOU KNOW ALENY ?! I FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM . SHE IS SO FUNNY .

Boy: yeah and she’s very pretty that’s a bonus.
Girl: She is very pretty . Introduce me to her. I want to be friends with her too !

by just someone who misses aleny May 22, 2019

Alenis

Alenis is a funny girl who takes jokes seriously on the low gets overly attached to people is very beautiful, smart, and does cheer.

Hey look it’s Alenis

by Lux xx July 20, 2019

Algenis

THE biggest papi with the fattest cock in the world it's so big not even thanos can conquer his fatass cock also he's super tall and did I mention he had the fattest PENIS

Yo crhis brown looks like algenis

by Crhis jackass August 18, 2019