isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

by kikikikikikikiki May 24, 2008

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

alcohol

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

by heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh March 11, 2009

non-alcoholic hangover

When you feel like crap, have a headache, and basically all other hangover "symptoms" without drinking

Paying the price of getting wasted, without drinking alcohol

Getting wasted, without getting wasted, and then having a hangover- because you partied that hard;

Girl: I have such a bad headache, and I feel totally dead. Partied hard last night.

Friend: drank a lot huh?

Girl: No...I'm having a non-alcoholic hangover..it's pretty ugly.

"I woke up this morning with a non-alcoholic hangover...and my mom thought I had drank last night. So I'm grounded. Guess I can't be the designated driver man"

by TAY000 January 22, 2012

Alcoholiday

Where you go on holiday and your main activity is to drink.

The holiday of alcohol.

I went on this amazing alcoholiday last week, i swear i only have about 3 hours memory.

Tough times? What we need in an alcoholiday!

by eggen911 May 23, 2010

alcohol

My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wittyname January 18, 2010