alcohol

A great beverage, and a great song written from the point of view of BEER!

"I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.

by Christicles August 22, 2006

alcomenesia

a medical condition where a person suffers short term memory loss due to alcohol consumption

I had a big night last night and today am suffering from a mild case of alcomenesia

by bread infection October 23, 2005

alcawhore

A typically shy girl who will hit on anything in sight when drunk.

"Did you see Allison at that party last night? She was a total alcawhore!"

by Hollly October 28, 2006

Alcoholic

1. A title earned, not given.

2. A person who never has a bad time at any bar

1. Beer in the morning, beer in the evening, beer at supper time! When beer is in a bottle, you can drink beer anytime!!!

2.
Club head guido: That music sucked at that bar last night! There wasn't anything I could even pump my fist to! Im never going back!

Alcoholic: The beer on tap was ice cold and fresh, Im going back tomorrow! PENNY BEERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

by get_crunk_with_fat_sluts April 27, 2009

alcantara

the tightest, most delicious, most luxurious, most dirtiest, most big dick and balls having human beings on the face of the earth. If a girl's vagina starts to tingle and become moist, it is likely that an elusive alcantara is within a 3 mile radius.

Damn that fool is tight. There's lots of horny chicks around. He must be an alcantara.

by Johnny5alive September 2, 2010

alchemy

A revived belief system rooted in a primitive understanding of chemistry and medicine, given merit by the histories of fantasy fiction and practiced most successfully by tabletop gamers.

Further books on this subject can be found at your local bookstore in the NEW AGE section, somewhere between "The Sagittarian Sorcerer" and "You're a Teen Rune Casting Goddess".

"Oh yeah! I remember what Don Quixote's magic balsam did to him and poor Sancho Panza. That was pretty funny."

"You've got to roll a 15+ on that d20 to make the +20 HP potion and maybe with the experience points level up to a level 3 alchemist, that'll allow you to make +30 HP potions and you'll only have to roll a 12+ on the d20. If you roll under you'll destroy your potion source materials and suffer -2 HP for letting the reaction blow up in your face."

by Dagmar Geech March 9, 2005

alcohol therapy

Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.

We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.

by hoodrat December 1, 2005