A reasonably sized, autistic bundle of joy who seriously needs a better sleep schedule. Maybe a haircut too. He unfortunately suffers from a serious addiction to men.
by Youlikemen October 3, 2024
Get the F1 addict mug.Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline
Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children
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A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.
by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025
Get the Crib addict mug.This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.
My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the iPad addict mug.People who do no longer have any hobby other than picking up smartphone for doomscrolling, hence they tie their self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time they can get from their parents
Ever since he got his new phone, Jake has turned into a total smartphone addict—he spends all his free time doomscrolling and has completely abandoned his hobbies, all while bragging about how much screen time he racks up!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
Get the smartphone addict mug.Someone who is addicted to yuri for everyday, can't stop thinking about yuri for a single day, who also have read every single yuri manga, manhwa, manhua, light novel, anime in existence.
I think my friend is a yuri addict, they always reading some yuri whenever I talk to them and they always talk about yuri.
I think I am a yuri addict. Probably, now today yuri recommendation is Kitanai Kimi Ga Ichiban Kawaii.
I think I am a yuri addict. Probably, now today yuri recommendation is Kitanai Kimi Ga Ichiban Kawaii.
by Machi Yuri October 6, 2025
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