Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.

John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.

by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025

Absolute Unc Scare

Unc refers to the teacher, absolute is added when the teacher stares right at your screen while gaming in class

Absolute Unc Scare coming!!!

by How3010 December 1, 2025

absolute nigga

a character in absolute batman (the blackest of them all)

absolute nigga🥀

by absolutenigga December 20, 2025

ABSOLUTE NIGGA

when you're being an useless piece of shit

(also a character in absolute batman, the blackest of them all)

person 1: you're an absolute nigga 🥀
person 2: sybau 🥀

by ussiy December 21, 2025

Absolute peakery

absolute peakery is a term which states that something is absolutely amazing or peak as it states.

oh my god that is absolute peakery

by Gayduckwoman December 23, 2025

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016