Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"

Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Matthew Anderson

A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.

I should be so lucky as to snag a Matthew Anderson..

by Contrarygirl71 November 24, 2022

Kevin Anderson

A man who possess no desire to either defecate nor pass flatulence.

“Hooh. I don’t wanna poop, I don’t wanna fart. I’m Kevin Anderson.”

by wavvyvisionsdude January 5, 2023

Andy Anderson

Amazing skateboarder kids, mom, old skaters, new skaters, and your gf love. He might be on the autism spectrum. He's super chill and rad. Has obsession with fire hydrants and physical balance. actually pretty good musician and artist. Is probably a huge stoner. Lives in an ambulance and looks kinda like janis Joplin. Chin does not crush on Andy anymore.

Chin: I do not have a crush on Andy Anderson
Rob: cap
Chin: how would you know
Rob: Andy Anderson is the coolest

by Abdominalchin January 29, 2023

Charlie Anderson

i met a girl while i was in 1st grade and she was my best friend, i cannot stop thinking about her. she is nice, caring, beautiful, funny, and a badass. Charlie, thx for being my best friend

Charlie Anderson was Xondri best friend

by CharlieAnderson January 30, 2023

Jack Anderson

A person who flex’s their ability to jump and is a nerd when it comes to math

Jack Anderson

by Gfffdfbdgbdfbdg March 9, 2023

Tyler Anderson

Fuck the Marines.
** Fuck THAT Marine.

Amari Bryant never deserved Tyler Anderson.
Rape loving sluts don't need happily ever after. She never loved you lmao she married you out of spite and still can't communicate. Pathetic.

by _BeautifulInsideAndOut June 24, 2023