Albanian Handshake

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

by Regnar July 30, 2010

crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Albania

The worst fucking country in the entire world.

Fuck Albania

by CroatianBirdSucker July 4, 2022

Albany

Anglo African community of the South Coast of the Cape in South Africa.

Extends from Mosselbay, through Port Elizabeth and on to Craddock. Grahamstown is the capital.

Often called 'Cape Borders', 'Settler Country', and 'Frontier Country'.

The Albany Hotels chain based in the district.

by Ruks May 13, 2005

Albaholic.

When one is addicticed to the beautiful and talented actress know as Jessica Marie Alba. The person who is addicted has seen all her movies, TV shows and apperances on talk shows/ magazines yet still can't get her out of their head. This would not be deamed as an obsession but more described as beetlemania was.

A heathly* obsession with the actress Jessica Alba.

* a unheatlhy obsession would be defined as stalking and or wanting to be the person.

Hi, My Name is Rob and I am an Albaholic.


Go see all of JMA movies.

by Mr.Tipton July 29, 2005

Albany

Albany New York is the chillest place in the world. Every store sells natty and theirs hundreds of lax fields. Theirs parties everyday all day and something cool is always happenig their.
They also have a bro to hoe ration of 1 to 4 which is amazing.
It's pretty much the best place ever

bro to hoe ratio

Hey man I wana party where should we go?
Let's go to Albany it's the best
Yeah

by Lax Bro #69 July 17, 2011

albakka

creature of darkness

led albakka

by dikc May 5, 2009