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Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011
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alabama lust thrust

The art of gyrating in such a manner that ones balls and penis sway back and forth between the anus and belly button. Resulting in a loud slapping sound.
by LaWnDaRt420 May 4, 2010
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Alabang

When you decide to make love to people you are related to. IE do the sex with family
"daddy pass the salt" *your boyfriend, your brother, your cousin, your dad, and your grandpa all reach for the salt* that is an alabang
by Aaaareee March 7, 2019
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alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.
What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'
by chilli ring November 12, 2009
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Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.
by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012
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Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.
Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.
by OfficeCreeper February 6, 2012
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Alabama Wasp

When you're having sex and you "jack off", but leave your thumb out so you finger her while you're masturbating.
My girlfriends said she wouldn't let someone penetrate her until she was married to them. So I just did the Alabama Wasp
by fakkinshet August 27, 2013
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