Abduction

Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.

The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.

a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."

b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.

2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!

6 others in the bar: Me too!

by StabthePab January 9, 2012

Alien Abduction Survivor

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.

"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."

by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012

abdab

pejorative term used to describe the north african criminal class of knife wielding pick-pockets and smack dealers inhabiting european cities. Rhyming combination of arab and dabbler.

I saw him lift my friend's phone from the pocket of his jacket and when I said something the Abdab pulled a knife on us and then ran out of the pub.

by Udoli Smirgl January 19, 2009

Abdullah

One that chills with his bros, goes to the beach in the weekends, and has a fun time. A lax god. An oceanographer. A professional editor. A wise man that never leaves a question unanswered.

Joe: YO! Whats up Abdullah?
Abdullah: YEEEEEEEEWWW

by phettywrap June 6, 2015

paula abdul

probably the smallest and hottest chick out there. she was a cheerleader, an amazing dancer and an ok singer, and now a judge on american idol. shes also like 40 and looks like 20.

guy 1: i want paula abduls boddd

guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.

guy 1: fuckk that douchebag

by fugitive_ass June 11, 2006

Abdulazeez

He is a good person who tries his hardest and loves playing football he is a social guy and likes playing with his friends and he is s Muslim. He also likes pizza and gets annoyed easily. Sometimes he is weak. But he is very hard working he prefers being called Abdul and is a person u might like being close too. Some people have a crush on this guy and sometimes people don't like him. He is a Nigerian and sometimes takes things to seriously like rude things. He does not be rude unless it is in need!

Subhan got tackled by Abdulazeez in football!

by King.abzzz January 5, 2019

Abdulelah

Abdulelah will have your back no matter what.
Abdulelah will do anything just to see a smile kn your face.
Abdulelah will give you his food when his hungry.
Abdulelah always cares about you’re feelings and will try his best not to hurt you.
Abdulelah will annoy you to make the both of you laugh.
Abdulelah is a great friend keep him

Dont fear abdulelah is always here

by 76ub June 29, 2020