Manhattan Beach

An affluent, snobby beach community in the "South Bay" in California. It's renowned for tearing down quaint homes to build monsterous, ridiculously priced ones. It is where culture and charm cease to exist, and you either hate it and will leave as soon as possible or stay your entire life and raise your kids there. It has tons of yuppies, and the majority of the population is caucasian. Things revolve around materialism. A lot of Redondo and Hermosa kids think Manhattan kids are spoiled and bitchy brats who get whatever they want, but I won't even get started on the Hermosa/Redondo kids...

Manhattan Beach blows.

by 3 1 2 June 11, 2006

beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

beach comber

A state of being after a lethargic summer day spent smoking pot and drinking. Typically characterized by rolled pants, blistered lips, and a misplaced one hitter.

I'm turning into a beach comber, I better go home.

by tterragnoslen June 14, 2007

laguna beach

MTV's lame attempt to compete with Fox's The O.C.

The O.C. is so much fucking better than the MTV version.

by i am jane July 2, 2005

Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

sex on the beach

Hip hop slang referencing the alcoholic beverage because of its fruitiness. Basically describing a bitchmade, homo-type of individual.

You straight sex on the beach, nigga.

by Nothing but Truth May 26, 2007