National ogre-acheiver day. If you were born on this day, then you are an even BIGGER ogre-acheiver. But on this day, everyone is an ogre-acheiver...
Me: Oh, I'm so sad. Nothing could make me happy ever again.
My friend: Are you sure? BECAUSE TODAY IS THE EXTREMELY OGRE-ACHEIVING DAY KNOWN AS (drumroll) July 12!!!
My friend: Are you sure? BECAUSE TODAY IS THE EXTREMELY OGRE-ACHEIVING DAY KNOWN AS (drumroll) July 12!!!
by i m a g i n e w a g o n s October 29, 2019
After I finished looking at porn, I rule 12'ed the torrents I was downloading while horny and fapping, by going back after I was done and deleted the downloads in progress.
by Psilocybe Tim March 14, 2008
What Bush was looking for when he invaded Iraq, truly a high performance weapon of mass destruction. This lil' beauty is an authentic Russian made AK-47, but has been made to shoot 12-gauge shotgun shells instead...6 of them as fast as you can pull the trigger! Manufactured by Saiga. See also "street sweeper"
Private: Sir, requesting permission to speak, sir.
Captain: Permission granted private.
Private: Sir, our latest intelligence report indicates that there are more than 60,000 troops headed our direction. They are armed with fully automatic weapons and RPGs. There are also 50 Bradley tanks with them. I am sure you are well aware that we have sustained heavy casualties in the past two weeks and morale is at an all time low. Further more, our support is more than 12 days away.
Captain: Private, I give you a direct order to send up multiple flares so that the enemy can pinpoint our exact location.
Private: Sir, are you fuckin' nuts?
Captain: We have one AK-12 private, we are about to take those gheymos for a Polish bike ride that they will never forget!
Captain: Permission granted private.
Private: Sir, our latest intelligence report indicates that there are more than 60,000 troops headed our direction. They are armed with fully automatic weapons and RPGs. There are also 50 Bradley tanks with them. I am sure you are well aware that we have sustained heavy casualties in the past two weeks and morale is at an all time low. Further more, our support is more than 12 days away.
Captain: Private, I give you a direct order to send up multiple flares so that the enemy can pinpoint our exact location.
Private: Sir, are you fuckin' nuts?
Captain: We have one AK-12 private, we are about to take those gheymos for a Polish bike ride that they will never forget!
by ruthless November 16, 2004
by Kaze May 28, 2005
A guitar with 12 strings grouped in pairs, instead of the normal 6 strings spaced apart from each other. Strings in each given pair are either tuned an octave apart or to the same pitch, and played simultaneously. There are also 12 string bass guitars, where the same principle is applied to a standard 4-string bass guitar, yielding an instrument with four groups of 3 strings each.
The guitar player thought that the next song called for a fuller, richer guitar sound, so he put down his regular guitar and picked up his 12 string.
by Bill M. July 27, 2004
by musicgirl1227 November 02, 2019
by Little_Liv November 08, 2019