National ogre-acheiver day. If you were born on this day, then you are an even BIGGER ogre-acheiver. But on this day, everyone is an ogre-acheiver...
Me: Oh, I'm so sad. Nothing could make me happy ever again.
My friend: Are you sure? BECAUSE TODAY IS THE EXTREMELY OGRE-ACHEIVING DAY KNOWN AS (drumroll) July 12!!!
