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chattin shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
Examples of chattin shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester July 24, 2008
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shit with egg on

if asked what your making for dinner, then say
'shit with egg on'

it means....
whats for dinner? (Adam Gibbins)
shit with egg on (mUM)
by GIBBOADDY June 6, 2010
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Gravity Shit

When a public toilet is so repulsive but you can't wait to find another. A person squats over the toilet without ever touching it and let's gravity do what it does best.
Man, that toilet was so nasty, but I couldn't hold it any longer so I took a gravity shit.
by Glen666 December 28, 2007
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That shit ray

Lawny: Do you know what they call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?..... Grand Theft Auto.

Lawny: What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot?....

CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)

Thor: That shit ray!
by TeeBeee December 26, 2012
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sac a shit

stupid, asshole, dumb fuck, moron, jerk, shithead, shit for brains.
he is a real stupid sac a shit.
by tomo'd September 12, 2005
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shit mist

When you fart around the turd that is locked and loaded in your colon. Typically lingers for several minutes.
Tommy dropped some shit mist in science lab today. My glasses fogged up and the chick next to me threw up.
by mark c73 January 22, 2008
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Power Shit

1)When a person takes a shit so hard or fast that they think the toilet bowl is going to explode with their shit.
2)When a person shits in an exceptionally short amount of time.
Wow, when I was taking a shit, I felt the toilet rock like there was an earthquake.
DUDE! You just had a power shit!

man that was some power shit you came out of the bathroom in 2 min
by T-Beast January 18, 2009
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