off da books

to make money illegally, such as not reporting it in your income taxes. i.e., drug money, gambling, etc.

"gettin mad money off da books this year"

by thomas February 9, 2004

chuck one off

To engage in a solitary bout of onanism, to punish percy in the palm. To ask for a date with Mrs Palm's five lovely daughters.

"Ey up son, gonna chuck one off while I watch?"

"Sod off Mr Jackson."

by Jabo June 11, 2006

get off the computer

somthing that people say when you are watching to many lets plays on youtube

Jim get off the computer

by kiki bender April 6, 2017

ripping the head off it

Masturbate (male) furiously to the point that your tear the penis off at the glans.

Jimmy has been ripping the head off it for hours now... shall we call an ambulance?

by ANDYRM June 10, 2016

break off some

To give or experience an orgasm quickly, powerfully, or even effectively. May be used by someone who is quite horny and just wants to get off. May also be used by someone who is tired of uneventful sex.

Woman: "Man, I just wanna break off some."
Man: "Aight!"

by Steven April 28, 2004

OFF DA HEEZY

- Off the hook

"It's cool, you're off da heezy

by Disturbed April 21, 2004

Drop Off The Kids

Taking a poop, but not just any poop, numerous plops of poop. Hense the name "dropping off the kids".

My sister had to drop off the kids after she had ate too much food.

by Errrrrrin August 28, 2005