When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
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Used for saying that you want something so much that you do not care how much it costs; with no regard for the price.
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by allynasa October 8, 2020
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(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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DORA DORA DORA GOT DEPORTED! SHE LOOKED AT BOOTS AND SAID SAYONARA !
This is to the tune of the Dora the Explorer theme song btw. If you think things are bad you’re lucky she isn’t around
This is to the tune of the Dora the Explorer theme song btw. If you think things are bad you’re lucky she isn’t around
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Dora the Explorer: Me puedes ayudar, where's the hill.
ONE HOUR LATER
TWO HOURS LATER
THREE HOURS LATER
Patrick: Can you move along I'm all out of time cards.
Dora: Where?
6 1/2 HOURS LATER
Dora: Louder!
ONE ETERNITY LATER
Dora: Oh, there it is.
ONE HOUR LATER
TWO HOURS LATER
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Patrick: Can you move along I'm all out of time cards.
Dora: Where?
6 1/2 HOURS LATER
Dora: Louder!
ONE ETERNITY LATER
Dora: Oh, there it is.
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