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Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.
Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!
by LS2k July 12, 2021
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Bro Hoe

The female equivalent of the Bro. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
I need you Bro Hoe.

Bro Hoe I choose you!!
Happy Valentine's Day Bro Hoe!!
by Alias Does Not Exist February 21, 2018
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As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024
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Bro Broad

A bro broad is a female that acts, talks, looks like a dude. you can find these masculin women in mountain town snowboard parks or motocross reaces some occasionally look good but with the floppy hat and shades they could very well be a lifty at your local mountain.
by dutch7 October 27, 2010
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Bro blem

Ein Problem/Streit zwischen Bros
Wenn der eine Bro dem anderen die Aleppo seife klaut dann haben sie ein Bro blem
by Testosteron April 7, 2024
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beltway bro

A beneficiary of white male privilege who works in the DC area, especially males involved in foreign policy who have little or no relevant international experience.
Generally, beltway bros make up for what they lack in competence with an abundance of unjustified self-confidence.

The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.
by Alilbirdtoldme June 28, 2021
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Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!
Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!
by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018
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