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by wazowksi812 September 26, 2023
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Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).

Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.

Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
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Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
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All that simping will not make you happy
by 2fast2furious21 October 14, 2023
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This is an acronym for "semen in my pussy". When a girl says this to you, that means she desperately wants you to fuck her.
Guy: "spare coochie ma'am? 🥺👉👈"
Girl: "simp"
by fuckronym October 21, 2023
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a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.
“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023
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"I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp, not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp" circa 2000, Project Pat
Im a pimp, not no simp.
by tinystart November 3, 2023
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