2 definitions by GarMic
A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.
Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023