Glossy Fingers

When the dirty guy in your golf group goes to Vegas and catches an std after fingering a waitress.

I can't believe he has glossy Fingers after that trip to Vegas!

by Darthcia September 16, 2016

Sausage fingers

To fuck tight pussy girls

I just made her cum with my sausage fingers

by Reece@urmomshouse October 23, 2016

Four-Finger-Stinger

Four fingers in the butthole

Janelle received the four-finger-stinger last night and now she can't get up.

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016

rubber titty finger

The term "Rubber titty finger" is used to describe a rubber thimble, often used by administrators needing to sift through large amounts of paper.

"Ay up youth, pass us the rubber titty finger over ere"

by Derbyshire Dialect November 14, 2016

monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016

Sandling Stinky Finger

After a long hard workout on the stairmaster at the gym, one takes their pointer finger and places it between their nut sack and their leg. Then, you rub it around collecting this smelly, salty, sweaty, moist substance. Once this substance is on your finger, you now have Sandling Stinky Finger. This additive to your finger is generally used for things like giving wet willy's, lubricant to play with your balloon knot (Butt hole), or to simply suck on for a quick tasty snack.

Hey Chris, after our shifts at the gym want to get a quick cardio workout in on the stairmaster? Once we are done we can taste each other's Sandling Stinky Fingers.

by JCaal November 29, 2016

Salad Fingers

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

by willythekid87 December 8, 2016