vapor poop 

Basically another term for a nice stinky fart.

Boy 1: DUDE! It smells!
Boy 2: Yeah sorry, I just vapor pooped in my pants...

vapor poop by JOEMAMAMAMA March 16, 2008

goose poop 

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.

Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.

goose poop by steelnip April 3, 2008

preview poop 

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.

I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!

preview poop by Netherlipz June 26, 2009

bunny poop 

a slang term for marijuana on the west coast.

yo man you down to pick up some bunny poop?

bunny poop by Harry Quach August 6, 2010

Successful Poop 

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

Successful Poop by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

dry poop willy 

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

dry poop willy by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

Pee poop 

When you go to poop and it's like pee.

I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.

Pee poop by waternymph July 1, 2017