One-ball

When someone steals just enough of your property, that they don't believe you will miss what was taken.

I had twelve cans of beer in this cooler and now two are missing. I can't believe that some motherfucker would one-ball me.

by D_Weezy July 20, 2019

Blue balls

An underuse injury.

A lack of spousal attention caused my blue balls.

by Alvin2 July 29, 2019

Ball bearings

When you orgasm so hard you are dizzy and are trying to get your balance.

Usually said while trying to get them a towel or glass of water.

"I came so hard, hold on while I get my ball bearings"

by Tyler_dm November 10, 2019

Tripping balls

When you get super high off of weed or some other drug that makes you think that your in another world

Me: (takes shit load of mushrooms)
👁⭐️💫🌑💫⭐️🛸
🌘🌗🌖🌝
😾 ☄️🌝
😼💥
🙀 🌛
🙀☄️🌛
💥🌛
💫❤️🌛
⭐️🍑💦🍆🌛
(9 months later)
🌜🌛
🌝
Nibba: Yo dude what the fuck are u doin?
Me: I just saw the moon destroy a giant cat and then it started fucking a star and gave birth to a half moon
Nibba: nibba. The fuck are u talkin bout man. You must’ve been tripping balls on those shrooms u got
Me: I’m tellin u it happened

by Dubiks May 16, 2019

Puff Ball

A Puff Ball is a round thing that dwells in your underwear so watch out for them.

The Puff Ball is a bright pink animal that bites.

by Hylah September 11, 2019

peace ball

The act of death, inflicting imminent peaceage on yourself. If one were to overdose on drugs, then go to the hospital and die, he would become a peace ball after he was placed in the body bag and taken to the morgue.

The coroner said: "I had 13 peace balls today, it was a crazy day!"

by AngularAmy November 17, 2003

Dawn Balling

When one coats their testicles in an abundance of dishwashing soap and teabags their partner. The viscous soap causes the recipient to aspirate creating a pleasurable oral gyration for the teabagger. Typically done when ones partner is verbally abusing them and needs their mouth washed out with soap.

My wife was cussing at me for coming home drunk again so I treated her to a Dawn Balling.

by Sampson Wild September 7, 2017