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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Tom Cruise: Colonel, did you order the Code Red?

J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.

Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!

Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
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I always take the train 

Proper response for when someone says that you "missed the boat"
^ You missed the boat on that one, buddy
> Yeah, well, I always take the train, so suck it

coming out of the tanning bed 

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.
It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

punch you in the trout 

A threat that will give anyone pause.
You: Whore. Leave my husband alone or else.
Whore: Oh yeah. What are you going to do about it.
You: I'm gonna punch you in the trout!
punch you in the trout by gtrav_az November 25, 2013

Maize creator of the toob 

Liam landree is the biggest god ever
Liam landree is the maize creator of the toob

seeing Jesus in the toast 

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.
Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.