That’s so watermelon 

Commonly used by SimGmProductions... used in the Kardasim series. 🍉

That’s so Watermelon

Commonly used in SimGmProductions in the Kardasim series... watermelon means cool or awesome

“That’s so not watermelon.”-Kourtney”
“Watermelonosaurs would be so watermelon.” -Khloe

That’s so watermelon by Bitchbadaf October 18, 2018

Face Waterfall

The act of dragging your fingers vertically down another person's face as seen in the movie Face/Off

Hey Travolta, stop trying to face waterfall me!

Face Waterfall by must turd May 3, 2015

Nilla Wafer 

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.

“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”

Nilla Wafer by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.

I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022

waterlemoan 

The high-pitched moan of pleasure one releases whilst performing the joyous act of lemon shoveling.

Person 1: wtf was that noise Michael??
Person 2: oh that was probably just me waterlemoaning... sorry I’ve been really into lemon shoveling lately. Go back to sleep now Michael.

waterlemoan by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

Laura Harbin-Waters 

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.

Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022

waterlemon 

A toddler's pronunciation of watermelon!

The toddler liked to say "Ooo baby samwich, a waterlemonto eat, my favorite!"

waterlemon by Starchylde July 9, 2016