Ape on a stick

A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.

Omg Lennie! You ape on a stick! Quit climbin’ the freakin’ mini blinds!

by Snakpak G December 31, 2020

Bust my stick

Broke my surfboard

I shred so hard, I bust my stick.

by Kramus January 26, 2021

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts really bad

"dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick,"

by badangsta February 10, 2021

The Glamorous Glow-stick

When 4 people go into the woods and find a long, sturdy stick in the woods. They coat the stick in honey mustard and melted ice cream, and run around poking homeless people with it. The practice is often considered to be done with high honor, and it puts the people who do it into a club, known as the “Glamorous Gathering”.

Hey can you drive me home after school? I found a homeless shelter that we could totally hit with The Glamorous Glow-stick.

by George Floyd Fan February 17, 2021

dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 27, 2021

Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.

Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

by ReDsUsPiocIOS March 31, 2021

Pineapple Pork Stick

When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.

What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick

by Casey O'Neil April 1, 2021