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John Doe 

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.
"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
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John Doe by PhillipH. December 24, 2007
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John Thomas 

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”
“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”
John Thomas by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018
a pizza chain that is taking the world by storm. with their bbq chicken pizza and their delicious sweet sauce. its only a matter of time before the whole world is consumed by this delicious freak of nature.
i work at papa johns, cant you tell?
papa john by hey you November 5, 2005

Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.
Jack Johnson by Jak6508 January 28, 2010

John Wayne It 

After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.
After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!
John Wayne It by Melanie M September 22, 2005

John F. Kerry 

Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.

Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.
John F. Kerry by Tom April 30, 2004
The best guitar player ever. Marilyn Manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. Hottest man ever.
What stupid ass would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
Marilyn Manson
john 5 by asilayatreyu June 9, 2004