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Goo-Butt

A term used frequently by the US Army's 82nd Airborne Division. Goo-Butt is a condition that befalls a Soldier who has been in the field, unwashed, in excess of 72 hours. This condition is identified by a viscous, cheesey substance that is secreted from the Soldier's ass and affixes itself to surrounding flesh and clothing. It is composed of sweat, bacteria, dead skin cells and fecal remnants.
Man, everytime I drop trou to take a dump in the field I get smacked by an angry cloud of goo-butt!
by Angry Monkey July 6, 2006
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butt-sniffer

Someone who sucks up to another, a suck-up. Also it is someone who is always on your nerves because they do everything right.
Dude, stop butt-sniffing to the boss. He's not going to promote you!
by Negative- April 2, 2005
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butt juice

When one is consumed in the act of "pooing" and cunky poo is exiting your anus when the chunkyness is cut off by runny, drippy and splattering; liquid poo. thus leaving your slammer messy and stinky; and, leaving you with a very wet and unappeasing underside. this will most likley result in a clogged slammer and a hand full of feseas
Man: "Dude I had a truck load of butt juice last night after we went to mi pueblo for dinner and i got a chappedass and itchy balls!"

Dude: "Man that sucks"

Man: "Yea i got skidd marks and everything!"
by wade February 18, 2005
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butt cheese

butt cheese is the solid equivilent of butt custard. dried cum in the anal vicinity resembling cheese.
mann this butt cheese smells foul
by girlsgottahaveit May 13, 2005
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butt darts

a person, dayna dukett, who takes his penis out and thrusts it towards an anus.
Dayna Dukett lets his boyfriend play butt darts on his ass all night long. And he likes it.
by JOE November 18, 2003
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butt-cheese

A friend does something stupid or dumb and you call them a buttcheese.
by Punk-N-Roll Monkey July 14, 2005
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butt monkey

1. A person of anal disposition, esp. one who partakes in homesexual japery. 2. A mischievous, suspect dishonest or meddlesome gaylord
Marko enjoyed playing the bell end in his village people uniform, he was a real butt monkey
by guruwong February 4, 2005
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