Princeton High School

Princeton High School is much cooler than any other high school in P-Town. PHS is super awesome for it's close proximity to Hoagie Haven, lack of an excessive number of rich snobs (i.e. Princeton Day School), and basically it's air of coolness that has yet to be duplicated by those losers at Hun...although we could do without the Crans. It's yet to be overrun by weirdo-smart Asians and Indians as in West Windsor-Plainsboro or Montgomery.

Free 6th? Time for a Haven run.

At least Princeton High School doesn't smell like curry and soy sauce.

Cranlanders!

by Semmer1989 December 20, 2007

courtland high school

Noted as the best school in Spotsylvania county. Has some of the hottest girls and guys and represents the best class... CLASS 0F 2006. Has the best parties where the cops dont get called and where people dont run through barbed wire in order to escape from the cops. It isnt filled with dirty people who get incredibly drunk and hook up with random guys and then deny it all the next day. Not very many people at Courtland "pop their collars" and the ones who do... Look damn good with it popped so all you gay ass Riverbend kids, can basically get on your knees now and kiss my ass because we all know Courtland prevails in everything! Oh yeah and for the rest of you Riverbend kids who think you're hot and wanna talk shit about Courtland kids say something now. At least when we have parties we provide alcohol as where yall rely on the Courtland kids to bring it.

Damn Courtland is one tight school I feel bad for all those sorry losers who go to Riverbend.

by TheRealBrookeConn March 24, 2005

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009

Bethel high School

Bethel High School, in Connecticut, is 85 percent white ppl, 7 percent asian, and 8 percent blacks and hispanics. In this school there is alot of like bitch ass niggas that think they Crip or blood. If you white and your from Bethel, im sorry but you cant be ghetto. If your not white, then u aight. Bethel's freshman,(08) are all little hoes, who do shit with the upperclassmen further boost their status in the school. 90 percent of the people in this school are all talk, and when it comes time to scrap they whimper and cry. The other 10 percent, or the minorities, pretty much run the 90 percent of white ppl. We are the part that actually will fight if it comes down to it and we dont take shit from nobody. Bethel high school, is full of preppy pot heads whos drug money comes out of their parents wallets and purses in the middle of the night while they sleep . The preps are cocky and the girls suck- literally. Our principle is a known alcoholic, and hes been convicted of road rage while under ther influence. GO Bethel

KIE: Yo Christian, wutchu doin after school today?
Christian:CHillin homie, then ima run up on this preppy ass junior named ben, kinda like i did with his bitch brother, then ima go get some from the freshman. Theyre sdome freaks!
Kie: gud shit my dominican friend, ima prob do the same,

by Chris April 27, 2005

John Jay high school

one of the pepiest schools in america. the kids drive nicer cars than the teachers, the sports teams suck, theirs been one fight in the past three years. people here are two faced and dont say shit to your face. if you go to comunity college you are considered retarted. the school is about 70% jewish, 0.5% black, and 2% spanish. some kids think they are tough cause they lift weights every now and then and cause they live an 45 minuets from the bronx. the kids take day trips into the city, taking pictures of themselves in times square, but there all too afraid to go to the other boroughs. there is nothing to outside of the school so they just have housepartys and put pictures of themselves drinking a beer on facebok. All these kids are very spoiled they get the latest technology because they want it. alot of these kids claim to be artsy and think they are different. but they arent. there are skateborders who dress like idiots. there all the same if they get Bs on test they freak out.
it is the most pathetic school in NY

Kid: mom can i have a 100 dollor phone
Mom: yes honey, you go to John jay high school

by lbjheadphone October 11, 2009

Johansen High School

One of the most affiliated High Schools in the Modesto City Schools District,Far on the East Side,One of the most known areas in Modesto due to the great variety of everything,From Airport Neighborhood int he lower area,which houses the main fueding two latin gangs(Norteno/Sureno)to Riverside Park which holds most Norteno & Crip gangs.Modesto which is notoriously known for its high production of Meth,and previously #1 in the nation in car theft.
Johansen Highschool students come from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and at least 60% of a race at the school are either gang related or drug related.
Mexicans typically lean towards a Norteno/Sureno gang,while most Asians are Crips along with blacks.
and white kids are typically in the middle .The schools population of students span from kids who live in Empire (A small town next to east side modesto,Notoriously known for having such poor conditions)To kids from the far westside come.
Johansen High School,Would in fact be the epic definition of a shitty school,deriving from the fact that the school buildings we're first in fact meant to be built as a Prison in the early 1990's but eventually after the construction it became a school.

Aye,I got these treez I bought from a kid at johansen high school,they're fucking bombass white willow.I also bought some pillz for cheap

by I_I_I_I_I_I_I October 25, 2008

Park Ridge High School

Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.

"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"

"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"

"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."

by Chai <3 April 18, 2005