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Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.
Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.
by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020
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walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.
b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do
by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020
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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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Dog Licker

A person that says "it's alright, it won't hurt you" as they allow their disobedient, unleashed sabre-tooth dog to run up to you
"You dog licker, get your mutt away from my child"
by Blackslug November 19, 2020
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Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019
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cuddling the dog

Cuddling the dog for emotional support because she always listens to your problems and doesn't judge you.
I'll be cuddling the dog all evening because my girlfriend was mean to me today.
by kyanite May 7, 2015
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Holding the dog

putting someone in a difficult situation or circumstance

going back on an agreement or promise and leaving someone without options
When you reneged on buying me Choppers for lunch, you really left me holding the dog.
by freightbroker November 3, 2017
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