Indian Flavor Bomb

After a night out eating indian food your stomach starts to churn. You then ejaculate into your own shit then form said shit into a ball and throws into the face of another man.

Hey Ole Jim is passed out on the couch over there. You should hit him with the "Indian Flavor Bomb"

by StickyManCake May 29, 2025

Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...

Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Guam Bomb

In the car culture of Guam, taking a shitty truck or car, but primarily truck, and souping it up

I turned a GMC Cylcone into a Guam bomb

by GUAMzilla June 15, 2024

bomb string

The name you give to a "fuse" when you panic and embarrass yourself to the group

James: Quick, quick!! Light it!

Ly: QUCIKLY!!! LIGHT THE BOMB STRING!

by BossJim September 15, 2017

Bomb blanket

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.

I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.

by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017

Selfie Bomb

When a group of people decide to take a lot of selfies in a short period of time.

Squad Member: "SELFIE BOMB!"
Squad: *Pull out phones and start taking selfies randomly*

by Antwon The God September 19, 2016

K-D-BOMB

Stands for Keep Da Bitch Off My Back. My boss coined this phrase/code after I nagged him for months about something. He finally told the building manager to do whatever it took to K-D-BOMB. Now it comes in handy pretty often.

1. Whatever it takes to K-D-BOMB in this situation.
2. Hey I need a K-D-BOMB till this meeting is over.

by Pig granny November 15, 2013