VAPOR RUB FART

The rise of methane or "fart gasses" going up your pants and thru your shirt and out the collar straight into your nose when you have your shirt tucked in. Much like rubbing VAPOR RUB on your chest to clear your nose.

VAPOR RUB FART
Wearing jeans with a tucked shirt and farting or laying down with clothes on and farting.

by JFO77 March 31, 2012

Cup-O-Fart

Farting into your hand and then cupping it into somebody's face from behind.

Courtney Cup-O-Farted Samantha.

by coop4870 July 7, 2010

Dick Duck Fart

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.

Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.

by McMeddles April 4, 2009

gob fart

when air that is caught in your stomach escapes through your mouth and goes *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!!!!*

it was rank we were eating dinner when he gob farted and wilted the flowers in the middle of the table

by dave April 9, 2003

Tampon Dick Fart

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.

I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."

by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2008

wet fart

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

by dog chain April 3, 2005

Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

by PtotheB March 25, 2008