Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.

i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick

by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020

Dick Jumprope

A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope

You called me an asshole? Well you're a dick jumprope

by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 16, 2009

twister dick

When you slam your cock into a chicks mouth and start spinning your cock in her mouth like a tornado

I gave Lisa that twister dick last night!

by Tits67879&3 September 28, 2017

Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle

Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick

by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020

crusty dick

When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.

I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.

by DopeyDick October 28, 2015

dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Dick cheese

Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed

Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more

by to pro for sho July 15, 2009