all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

dead cock

A dead cock is the meaning for having a very sore penis. It can happen from the following.

1. Have sex so many times in 1 day.

2. Getting punched/kicked in the penis.

3. Masturbating a lot.

1. ''Hmmmm, oooowww. Fuck man! that bitch road me all night!''

2. ''I got the most deadest cock ever!, gorge is going around punching people in the cock, watch out dude.''

3. ''Wow, i never knew you could get a dead cock from masturbating a lot!, well fred don't try to wank(masturbate) 50 times in one day.I'll be out of juice the next month.''
fred: ''Hahaha, iv'e had that same experience before''

by adam096 December 22, 2009

cock sucker

A term commonly used to define one's mouth.

hey bitch, im tired of hearing what you have to say, "shut your cock sucker"

by Diggy_42o October 19, 2008

thunder cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

Ooh, I'm gonna be sore for days... but that thunder cock was worth it.

by x1x2 June 29, 2008

cock knocker

the male version of the word cunt. A cock knocker is a male who needs to be called the worst word you can come up with. He is the kind of man that if he were a woman you would call a cunt. He is the kind of person that will relentlessly take the wind out of you, deliberately sabotage you, and sometimes even seems to enjoy being hated.

My professor is such a cock knocker! He said that all the girls in the class may as well drop because they won't pass anyway! GRRRR... I loath that mo-fo!

by ismirth June 23, 2007

double cock

having two cocks; see cockatrice.

Double cock me in the face, Megan

by barnfunkle April 1, 2008

cock-sock

A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021